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Celebrities Joke: 11
| The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
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Celebrities Joke: 12
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh
theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he
whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed
one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became
impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to
call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who
turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of
his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the
manager returned and stood over the man.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but
with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All
right buddy, what's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied
"the balcony."
Sent by Zena
Celebrities Joke: 13
Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
A: The front row of a Hanson concert
Celebrities Joke: 14
Q: What's stiff and excites women?
A: Elvis Presley.
Celebrities Joke: 15
Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
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