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Celebrities Joke: 6
| I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,
after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.
He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
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Celebrities Joke: 7
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's
dreams every night??
A: Hansons.
Celebrities Joke: 8
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiously
awaiting news of their mother.
Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom.
"Kid's......there's good news and bad news."
"The bad news is your mother's strength and will to
live has been sucked away by her awful disease and she
died a few moments ago"
"The good news is.... It's steak and chips for dinner!"
Celebrities Joke: 9
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moooo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed
little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, "Bud."
Celebrities Joke: 10
Stick your tongue out.
Move it up and down.
Relax.
Now move it left and right.
Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.
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