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Celebrities Joke: 56
| Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is
both male and female."
This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,
"Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this Little Johnny’s face lights up with understanding and he
triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"
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Celebrities Joke: 57
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour
waiting for a two minute ride!!
Celebrities Joke: 58
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Sent by Matias
Celebrities Joke: 59
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:
Anna Nicole Smith.
Sent by Marisa
Celebrities Joke: 60
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most
ironic?
He was allergic to carrots.
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