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Celebrities Joke: 46
| Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned
to an attendant standing nearby.
"This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those
hideous representations you call modern art?"
"No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."
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Celebrities Joke: 47
Here's a lame one....
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Celebrities Joke: 48
What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
Wayne takes a shower after three periods.
Celebrities Joke: 49
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
Celebrities Joke: 50
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
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