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Blonde Joke: 31
| Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the
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Blonde Joke: 32
At the Doctor's...
-A young woman said to her doctor,
"You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
-The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
"Ow, that hurts."
-Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,
"Ouch! That hurts, too."
-Then she touched her right earlobe.
"Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
-"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger."
Blonde Joke: 33
A Blonde
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she
decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and
told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow
morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree
next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A
Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home
to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and
sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The
Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
Blonde Joke: 34
"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly,
I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when
you are sober."
Blonde Joke: 35
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat of
his car. After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, "Do you want
to move to the back seat?"
She replies, "NO!" Flabbergasted, he says, "Why Not?"
To which she replies, "Well, I want to stay up here with you. It'd
be lonely back there!"
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