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Blonde Joke: 136
| Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around
a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!"
Mary Jane laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to
help that man!
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Blonde Joke: 137
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.
Blonde Joke: 138
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from
work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette
asked why the rope was around her waist. The blonde said that she was
trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, "You put it around your
neck!" The blonde replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe!"
Blonde Joke: 139
Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboy
preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or
English saddle.
Judi asked what the difference was.
"Well, one has a horn and the other doesn't."
"Just get the one without the horn. I don't think
we'll run into too much traffic out here."
Blonde Joke: 140
I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, think
about it -- if it were, wouldn't all blondes have grown handles
by now?
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