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Blonde Joke: 131
| A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came
to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful
Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way
home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they
each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the form, the
registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Japanese?"
The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Japanese baby and in a year or
so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him".
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Blonde Joke: 132
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail
in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail upside down. He
unexpectedly threw the nail away. He picked up another nail, right side up
this time, and pounded this in. He eventually threw so many upside down
nails away, that his friend came over. "Eh, what you doing? How come
you're throwing away all those nails?" he asked. "Because they're upside
down," the friend replied. The other guy looks at the friend, then, after
some thought, says, "You Idiot, save them for the ceiling!"
Blonde Joke: 133
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
A: A smelly burnette.
Sent by Tiffany
Blonde Joke: 134
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask
her how to get there and she says "Duh, big red truck?!."
Blonde Joke: 135
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren
behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns
around and says "yes, no, yes, no....."
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