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Blonde Joke: 126
| Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come
home?
It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
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Blonde Joke: 127
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast
Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came
in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore
completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she
remarked:
"I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their
arms."
Blonde Joke: 128
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first
blonde wants to get to the other side so she yells to the otherblonde,
"Hey! I want to get to the other side of the lake but I can't swim.
Please tell me how you did this!"
The second blonde then says, " But you ARE on the otherside!"
Blonde Joke: 129
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after
reading her name tag?
A: What did you name the other one!!
Blonde Joke: 130
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a
dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong!
Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The blonde
thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.
The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to
her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I
can name ALL the state capitals!" The guy doesn't believe her, so she
dares him to test her. He says "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?" The
blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"
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