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Blonde Joke: 111
| A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the
driver--"PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"
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Blonde Joke: 112
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visual
first, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to use it)
Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands also
stretched wide open.
Joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (use
visual) HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!
Blonde Joke: 113
Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.
Blonde Joke: 114
What does a blonde say after sex?
Thanks Guys.
Blonde Joke: 115
And more on blondes...
Q: But why do brunettes take the pill?
A: Wishful Thinking.
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