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Blonde Joke: 101
| Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the
ladies toilet??
A. She had to pull her own pants down
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Blonde Joke: 102
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told the
salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time. A new haircut and new
color, a new outfit, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days
before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV,"
she told the salesman.
"Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
Sent by Ace
Blonde Joke: 103
One blonde to another...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
No. Who wrote it?
Blonde Joke: 104
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
When they lay on their backs they're screwed!
Blonde Joke: 105
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The
doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was
an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened?
The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit
suicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a
minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin
it. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a
minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to
ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a
minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So
then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is
going to be loud!"
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