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Blonde Joke: 96
| (Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators?
(A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!
Sent by T.L.Glenn
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Blonde Joke: 97
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
The blonde - she is eighteen.
Blonde Joke: 98
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
Blonde Joke: 99
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.
The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years,
I tell you years" she replied. " Thats no answer, you have to specify how
long has he intimated with you." "I don't know exactly, its average, about
six inches"
Blonde Joke: 100
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback
riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt,
and the horse starts to take off at a reasonable speed. She
is having fun, and decides she wants to go a little faster,
so she kicks the horses butt, and the horse goes just a
little faster. All of a sudden Vikki begins to lose her
grip on the reigns of the horse and she begins to fall off,
she starts screaming but the horse seemingly unoticing its
rider continues... Now Vikki is grabbing on the the horses
mane when she beigns to feel tired and her grip starts to
fail. The blond lets go of the horses mane, only to get her
foot caught in the saddle. So now she is riding along, the
horse unnoticing and Vikki's head is beating against the
ground over, and over, and over. She almost loses
conscience when the Wal-Mart manager runs out and turns off
the horse.
Sent by Marge
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