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Blonde Joke: 6
| A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.
The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..."
The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm counting cars,"comes the rely. "Want to help?"
"Sure!" says the blond. She walks out to the middle of the
highway to the brunette and starts saying "88, 88, 88.."
All the time the cars are dodging the two woman. Then a big semi
drives by and runs over the blond. The brunnette calmly walks
down the highway, picks a new spot, and starts muttering, "89, 89, 89..."
Sent by Kellie
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Blonde Joke: 7
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
They were on a cruise ship and it was heading home. When they
got about 20 miles of shore the boat began to sink (no idea
way use your imagination). The three girls jump off and swim
to a nearby island. After being there a few days the brunette
tries to swim to shore. She gets about five miles off the
island's shore and drowns. After a few days pass the redhead decides
that she will try. She gets about have way and drowns. Now
realizing all her friends are gone she decides to try too. Now she
swims for hours. She gets to where she can see the shore but she
is so tired she decieds to turn around and go back.
Sent by Evan
Blonde Joke: 8
What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??
Ho Ho Ho
Sent by Adam
Blonde Joke: 9
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come
home from work at the same time and get on the elevator.
The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says: "
OOOOOhhh that looks like semen." She reaches out and
touches the blob with her fingers and says "It feels like
semen."
The redhead reaches out and touches it with her fingers,
smells it, and says "It smells like semen."
The blonde, reaches out and touches it with her fingers
and then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says,
"It doesn't taste like anyone in this building . . ."
Blonde Joke: 10
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a
compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She
opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, "Hmmm, this person
looks familiar."
"Let me look." said the other one. So she handed her the compact.
The second blonde looked in the mirror then turned to the first one.
"You dumbass -- that's ME!
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