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Blonde Joke: 86
| What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
All you can eat for under a buck.
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Blonde Joke: 87
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her what had happened to her
ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt
and the phone rang - but instead of picking up
the phone I accidentally picked up the iron
and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But. what happened to your other ear?"
"The son of a bitch called back."
Blonde Joke: 88
A police officer arrives at an accident scene where
apparently three blondes have leaped to their death
from a very tall building... he suddenly notices that
one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks:
"why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out
of that building?"
The blond answers in a very weak voice: "we wanted to
try out our new maxi-pads with wings"...
Blonde Joke: 89
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
It has a stamp on it.
Blonde Joke: 90
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and
drives blondes crazy?
A hundred dollar bill.
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