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AtWork Joke: 31
| Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't
I need you to whip it out by 5:00!
Mind if I use your laptop?
Put this in my box before you leave.
I want it on my desk now!
Hmm.. I think I'm out of fluid.
My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish!
It's an entry level position.
When do you think you'll be getting off today?
It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits back!
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AtWork Joke: 32
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was
nursing a king-size hangover
and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?"
"As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied
the wife.
"Piss on him," answered the husband.
"You did," said the wife, "and he fired you."
"Well, fuck him," said the husband.
"I did, and you go back to work in the morning."
AtWork Joke: 33
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very
polite. While taking
dictation one morning, she noticed that his fly was open. Upon leaving
the room she said,
"Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open."
He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that his
zipper was open. So,
he decided to have a little fun with his secretary and called her back
into his office. "By the
way Miss Smith," he said, "When you noticed my barracks door open this
morning, did
you also notice a soldier standing at attention ?"
"Why no sir," she replied, "All I saw was a little disabled veteran
sitting on two duffel
bags."
AtWork Joke: 34
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane's office romance
blossomed, and they
really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the
opportunity to sneak into a
supply closet to consummate their lust. Dick finds Jane very tight,
and difficult to enter,
but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Dick says to her, "If I
had known you were a
virgin, I would have taken more time!" To which Jane replies "If I'd
known you had more
time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"
AtWork Joke: 35
Bank Teller
A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, "I
want to open a
fucking checking account". "Please sir", she replies, "we can't have
language like that in
here." "Why the Fuck not?" he asked. "Sir," Came her retort, "I must
ask you to refrain
from swearing." "I don't give a shit what you want," he answers, "I
just want to open a
fucking checking account."
With this the teller leaves and returns in a moment with her branch
manager. The manager
asks if he might be able to help the gentleman. "Shit yes", came the
reply, "I just won 14
million dollars in the lottery and want to open a fucking checking
account." The branch
manager says, "I see, and this stupid, fucking, bitch is giving you a
hard time?"
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