AtWork Jokes

  A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the 
 local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job. He 
 decided to seek compensation for his ailment. 
 Upon his arrival at the workers' compensation department, he is 
 interviewed by an assessor.
 
 Assessor: I see you work with radio-active materials and wish 
 to claim compensation. 
 Trucker: Yeah, I feel really sick. 
 Assessor: Alright then, Does your employer take measures to 
 protect you from radiation poisoning? 
 Trucker: Yeah, he gives me a lead suit to wear on the job. 
 Assessor: And what about the cabin in which you drive? 
 Trucker: Oh yeah. That's lead lined, all lead lined. 
 Assessor: What about the waste itself? Where is that kept? 
 Trucker: Oh, the stuff is held in a lead container, all lead. 
 Assessor: Let me see if I get this straight. You wear a lead 
 suit, sit in a lead-lined cabin and the radio-active waste is kept 
 in a lead container. 
 Trucker: Yeah, that’s right. All lead. 
 Assessor: Then I can't see how you could claim against him for 
 radiation poisoning. 
 Trucker: I'm not. I claiming for lead poisoning.