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AtWork Joke: 101
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AtWork Joke: 102
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potential
employee's application and notices that the man has never
worked in retail before.
He says to the man, "For a man with no experience, you are
certainly asking for a high wage."
"Well Sir," the applicant replies, "the work is so much harder
when you don't know what you'redoing!"
AtWork Joke: 103
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed
postmaster. Over six months went by and not one piece of mail left towm.
Deeply concerned, postal authorities in Washington wrote the postmaster to
inquire why.
They received this short and simple explantion: "The bag ain't full yet."
AtWork Joke: 104
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comes
home from work and leans against the freshly painted wall.
The next day, she says to the painter, "You wanna see where
my husband put his hand last night?"
He sighs and says, "Look, lady, I got a tough day's work ahead
of me. Why don't you just make us a cup of tea?"
AtWork Joke: 105
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierand
was down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job.
The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstate
New York. A nice young man, but a bit timid.
Then he called for the second man, "Jim Johnson!" Up stepped a
burley young man who seemed quite sure of himself.
"He looks like he cantake care of any situation," thought the manager,
and decided, there and then,to hire him. He turned to the first
applicant and told him he could go and they would let him know.
Turning to Johnson, he said, "Now Jim, I like the way you carry
yourself -- that's an important asset for the job as cashier.
However,you must be precise. I noticed you did not fill out the
place on the application where we asked your formal education."
Jim looked a little confused so the manager said,
"Where did you get your financial education?"
"Oh," replied Jim -- "Yale."
"That's very good ... excellent. You're hired!"
"Now that you're working for us, what do you prefer to be called?"
Jim answered "I don't care... Yim... or Mr. Yonson."
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