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AtWork Joke: 86
| How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.
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AtWork Joke: 87
Work Environment:
(Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT
(Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION
(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION
(Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME
AtWork Joke: 88
Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or
an airline stewardess?
A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says, "We're
going to have to do this over and over
again until we get it right." An airline stewardess says, "Just hold this
over your mouth and nose, and breath
normally."
AtWork Joke: 89
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
You wind it up and it doesn't work.
AtWork Joke: 90
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.
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