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AtWork Joke: 81
| BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
Boss: "My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?"
Dilbert: "Remember you have to hold it upside down and shake it to
reboot."
Boss: "Oh, that's right."
Wally: "I wonder if he'll ever realise we gave him an "Etch-A-Sketch."
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AtWork Joke: 82
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and
found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he
asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."
Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided
to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the
drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river
(look, my suit's still damp), ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr.
Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was
carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."
"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously
disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."
AtWork Joke: 83
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.
Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security
AtWork Joke: 84
How do you know if your secretary’s having a bad day?
Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil
AtWork Joke: 85
The company president called the chief security guard into his office.
"Chuck, we've received a complaint from one of the employees that you are
making obscene sexual comments and putting your hands where they don't
belong. These unwanted advances will have to stop." Chuck looked down at
his feet and mumbled, "I'm sorry, Sir. I won't' do it again." The company
president said, "I'm sure Ms. Jones will be happy to hear that." Chuck's
face lit up. "Ms Jones?!!!! I was afraid that Bob in Accounting was
complaining!!!!"
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