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AtWork Joke: 71
| Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.
It's done on a very high level.
There's a lot of stomping and screaming involved.
And it takes two years to get any results.
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AtWork Joke: 72
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.
The brain said, "I should be boss, since I control what the person
thinks."
The hands said, "I should be boss because I do almost everything for the
person."
The legs declared, "I shuld be boss since I carry the body and all the
weight is on me."
So they went on, each stating their qualities and uses.
Then the Asshole spoke up, "I think I should be boss, because.."
He had not finished when everyone else started laughing at him. "You, an
asshole, be the boss? You gotta be kidding!"
The asshole was very unhappy, and he closed himself up.
The body soon suffered a terrible constipation, and the organs could not
take it anymore. "Ok, ok, you're the boss!" they gave
in. So the asshole became the boss of the body.
The moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss, you just need
to be an asshole.
AtWork Joke: 73
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an
undertaker.
AtWork Joke: 74
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their
hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and says,
"Can I help? Have you lost something?"
"No," says one of the doctors. "We're about to do a heart transplant on
an accountant and we're looking for a suitable stone."
AtWork Joke: 75
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One
office supervisor called a secretary in to give her the bad news
that she was being fired. He started the conversation with:
"Miss Symthe, I really don't know how we're going to get along
without you, but starting Monday, we're going to try.
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