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AtWork Joke: 66
| The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different
limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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AtWork Joke: 67
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls
in the office had removed their clothes and were lying
on the floor naked. She lost no time in taking off her
dress and joining them, but as soon as she laid down
the girl on her right hissed, "Turn over, Mary - this is
a stock up, not an office party!"
AtWork Joke: 68
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer's
stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in
Utah.
The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and
handed him her orders. He glanced at them and said, "Well
Private, your duties here will be pretty much the same as your
last assignment."
The girl sighed and said, "Yes Sir. I kind-of figured that. Will it
be OK if I drape my uniform over this chair?"
AtWork Joke: 69
What does it mean when the flag at the
Post Office is flying at half mast?
They're hiring.
AtWork Joke: 70
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time
anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
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