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AtWork Joke: 46
| As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive
called his newly hired red-headed assistant into his office. "Do you
know what time we quit around here ?" he asked.
"Sure !" the girl nervously giggled. "Whenever somebody
knocks on the door."
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AtWork Joke: 47
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than
it does today ??
We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...
AtWork Joke: 48
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.
When Middle management gets together, they talk about tennis or baseball.
Top management discusses golf.
Conclusion: The higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls are.
AtWork Joke: 49
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women.
This is because if a women wants someone to talk dirty to her she can just
go to work.
AtWork Joke: 50
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president
had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of
his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.
"And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his
wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home.
"Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog."
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