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Animal Joke: 41
| There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy
with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher
says to the guy with a Chihuahua, 'Let's go over to
that restaurant and get something to eat.'
The guy with the Chihuahua says, 'We can't go in there.
We've got dogs with us.'
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, 'Just follow my lead.'
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman
Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk
in. A guy at the door says, 'Sorry, mac, no pets allowed.'
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, 'You don't understand.
This is my seeing-eye dog.'
The guy at the door says, 'A Doberman Pinscher?' He says, 'Yes,
they're using them now, they're very good.'
The guy at the door says, 'Come on in.'
The guy with the Chihuahua figures, 'What the hell,' so he puts
on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.
The guy at the door says, 'Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.'
The guy with the Chihuahua says, 'You don't understand. This is
my seeing-eye dog.'
The guy at the door says, 'A Chihuahua?'
The guy with the Chihuahua says, 'You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?'
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Animal Joke: 42
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Animal Joke: 43
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lion
came by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to himself, "How
funny would it be to screw the king of the jungle in the ass?"
After a moment or two, the gorilla swung into action. He grabbed
the lion and started pumping away. The lion freaked of course,
and jumped into the river. The lion came out of the water, roaring,
he was really upset. The gorilla decided that it was a good time
to be somewhere else, and took off running. The gorilla knew he had
to think of something quick because he wasn't going to outrun the lion.
Just then the gorilla saw a hunter's tent and ducked inside to hide.
The hunter, reading the paper, was startled and ran out of the tent.
The gorilla decided to pretend to be the hunter, he put on the hunter's
shirt and hat, and started to read the paper.
A few minutes later, the lion ran in and thinking it was the hunter
reading the paper, said, "Hey Buddy, did you see a gorilla run in here?"
From behind the paper The gorilla answered, "You mean the one that
screwed the lion in the ass?"
Flabergasted, the lion said, "Holy Shit! It's in the paper already?"
Animal Joke: 44
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"
Sent by abu dahbi
Animal Joke: 45
A lady gets on a train with her baby. A guy sitting across from her
looks at the baby and starts laughing hysterically.
He says, "Lady, that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. It looks like a
monkey. What an ugly kid."
The lady freaks out, and goes running into the next car sobbing
uncontrollably. The conductor sees her and comes over to her to
console her.
He says, "Lady, relax...things are going to be all right...we'll get
off at the next stop, get a cup of coffee...maybe we'll even find a
banana for your monkey."
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