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Animal Joke: 21
| How do you catch a polar bear?
Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice.
Next, you place enough peas around the hole to
completely surround the hole. Then, when the
polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in
the icehole.
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Animal Joke: 22
First snake:I hope I'm not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Animal Joke: 23
This is, like, so dumb...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine
1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession.
2.Solemnly intone the word "no" every time the cat
approaches the beaker.
3.After completing steps #1 and #2, leave the cat alone
with the beaker for thirty seconds.
Animal Joke: 24
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.
They are standing in front of the big silver
back gorillas cage, when one woman makes a
gesture that the gorilla interprets as an
invitation. He grabs her yanks her over the
fence and takes her to his nest in the pen.
There he ravishhes her and makes passionate
love to her for about 2 hours till he is
tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital.
Her friend visits her the next day and asks"
Are you hurt?"
She replies. Of Course I'm hurt, He hasn't
called! He hasn't written!
Animal Joke: 25
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar
in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err,
which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside
to the parking meter?"
A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body
hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on
his stool, looked down at the quivering little man
and said, "It's my dog. Why?"
"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous,
"I believe my dog just killed it, sir."
"What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the
hell kind of dog do you have?"
"Sir," answered the little man, "It's a four week old
puppy."
"Bull!" roared the biker, "How could your puppy kill my
Doberman?"
"It appears that he choked on it, sir."
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