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Animal Joke: 201
| Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good
looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a
pile of cow shit and dives down toward her.
"Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm,
"...but is this stool taken?"
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Animal Joke: 202
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him
two beautiful ones out on the floor. "This one's $5,000 and the other is
$10,000." the clerk said.
"Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?"
"This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote."
"And the other?" said the customer.
"This one can sing Wagner's entire Ring cycle. There's another one in
the back room for $30,000."
"Holy moly! What does that one do?"
"Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him 'Maestro'."
Animal Joke: 203
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One said to the other:
'Do you know how to drive this thing?'
Sent by Claire
Animal Joke: 204
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks.
"What do you think the problem is?" one man asked his companion.
"I dunno," came the reply, "Maybe we aren't throwing the dog up high
enough."
Animal Joke: 205
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take it for a drag.
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