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Animal Joke: 191
| One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing
him there, decides to investigate.
"Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying
him."
"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.
Mongo shot back, "That's because he's inside your fuckin' cat!'
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Animal Joke: 192
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Animal Joke: 193
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
They both fuck up trees!
Animal Joke: 194
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
Animal Joke: 195
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
Fake an orgasm.
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