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Animal Joke: 151
| A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no
one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a
little snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and
throws it across the street into a field.
Ten years go by, and one day he hears a knocking on his
door. He opens it up and no one is there.
He looks all around, and he finally sees a little snail
sitting on the doormat.
The snail looks up and says, "What the hell was that all
about?"
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Animal Joke: 152
Here's a sad one...
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.
Animal Joke: 153
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in
to his old friend. The two men stop to talk and the dog just plops right
down and starts licking his balls. The friend sees this and says, "Man, I
sure wish I could do that." The dog owner says, "Go ahead, but pet him a
little bit first."
Animal Joke: 154
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that an
interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other
animal in the world does this.
Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The
neighbours' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went
"ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "FUCK
OFF!", the dog ate him!"
Animal Joke: 155
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult time
achieving an orgasm.
The Dr said "which position do you use?"
"Doggy style," said dumb shit.
"why don't you go home and tonight try it missionary position and see if
that works any better." said the Dr.
"We've tryed that" he said, "but my dogs got such baaadddd breath!"
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