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Animal Joke: 146
| Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.
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Animal Joke: 147
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices
that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil
dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops
at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around
town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona,
decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a
big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands,
he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks
the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and
says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
Animal Joke: 148
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
A Cock that can stay up all night!!
Animal Joke: 149
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placed
a winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortune
for that parrot. I hope he talks as well as you say he
does."
"I guarantee it, madam," replied the auctioneer. "Who do
you think was bidding against you?"
Animal Joke: 150
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,
others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.
Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunity
to eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.
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