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Animal Joke: 11
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Animal Joke: 12
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.
For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.
He had not eaten anything during this period and was
famished. Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle,
killed it, and started to eat it. Surprisingly a couple of
park rangers happen to find him at that moment, and
arrested him for killing an endangered species.
At court, he plead innocent to the charges against him
claiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he would
have died from starvation. The judge ruled in his favor.
In the judges closing statement he asked the man, "I
would like you to tell me something before I let you go.
I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it.
What did it taste like?" The man answered, "Well,
it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and a
spotted owl."
Animal Joke: 13
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
-Because 4 inches isn't enough.
Animal Joke: 14
Two men were walking along the street when they came
upon a dog licking his dick.
One man said, "I sure wish I could do that."
The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going
to have to pet him first."
Animal Joke: 15
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of their
herd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says,
"I hear they're doing this to women in Chicago!"
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