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Animal Joke: 6
| A New York boy was being led through the swamps of
Louisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won't
attack you if you carry a flashlight?"
The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how fast ya
carry the flashlight."
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Animal Joke: 7
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He
surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to him
after an encounter with a porcupine.
After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching, he
returned the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed.
"Fifteen dollars, Ma'am," he answered.
"Why that's simply outrageous!" she stormed. "That's what's wrong with
you Maine people, you're always trying to over charge summer visitors.
Whatever do you do in the winter, when we're not being gypped here?"
"Raise porcupines, Ma'am."
Animal Joke: 8
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bites
off my roosters feet, what do you have?
Two feet of my cock in your ass.
Animal Joke: 9
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
Gee, we really do taste like chicken.
Animal Joke: 10
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
Eight beers.
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